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Maybe. Just maybe. Do it now. - MstrCarpenter - 05-18-2025

I"m waiting to see if anyone responds to my siding question, so I thought I'd share something a little more humorous.

My wife has been asking for the hood to be put on the dryer vent. I said I'd do it, there's no reason to remind me every six months. So the new hood went on last weekend, after I cleared out the half built birds nest just inside.
"The dryer isn't venting right, the little door only opens halfway. I think it's still blocked up."
Reminded again this weekend; "Can you fix the dryer vent please? I can feel the humidity in the basement."

O.k., I've got some long lengths of 2" hose in the shop. Doesn't fit the Shop-vac, but I've got 3 lengths of vac hose and 6 of these wands. That should reach. There's about 20' of 4" sched. 20 pipe to an elbow aimed down to the dryer elbow. Should be easy now! (No. Not usually.)

Somehow between last week and this, the brushes on the Shop vac wore down enough to warrant getting another Shop vac. O.k., now we're ready to go. Went well. Too well? Something must be wrong, that was too easy. I checked the previously empty vac to find some, but not as much debris as I would expect, so I proceeded to replace the infamous vent hood. All was well. However; as I was packing up the two shop vacs I realized there were two wands missing. Find a flashlight, bright enough to shine 20' into the pipe. There they are. Next come the semi-rigid fiberglass snakes (the 3' sections screw together) with a hook fashioned to the end. Caught the wands on the second try. Gently pulling them out they're stuck on something. A little harder. A little more. Something moved a few inches then stopped again. Ahhh, that was... No please not.... Yep. I pulled the pipes apart in the ceiling. When I opened up the ceiling the pipes were separated by about 2" and the end of the wand was right there too. After some re-assembly, that vent hood went on for the third time.

So, in summary, that dryer vent has been there for over 20 years and it hasn't been cleaned before. If the vent hood wasn't off for almost a year, a bird wouldn't have thought it was a good place to raise its family and it still wouldn't have needed a cleaning.

What can I say? "I'm a guy. I fix things and I know stuff. You shouldn't have waited so long to remind me?" 
Yea, that'll go well!


RE: Maybe. Just maybe. Do it now. - merced - 05-19-2025

(05-18-2025, 10:34 PM)MstrCarpenter Wrote: I said I'd do it, there's no reason to remind me every six months.

Words to live by. This belongs on a tee shirt or coffee mug.


RE: Maybe. Just maybe. Do it now. - fredhargis - 05-19-2025

Laughing with you, not at you.
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RE: Maybe. Just maybe. Do it now. - MstrCarpenter - 05-19-2025

(05-19-2025, 06:36 AM)merced Wrote: Words to live by. This belongs on a tee shirt or coffee mug.

Me wearing it would get/keep me in the doghouse.
https://www.etsy.com/listing/970255949/if-i-said-i-will-fix-it-t-shirt-no-need



A customer got me one like this.
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1742587131/thats-what-i-do-i-fix-stuff-and-i-know?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_ps-d-clothing&utm_custom1=_k_CjwKCAjwravBBhBjEiwAIr30VL-AtWVyXBSuPrTbFl5WFfoq07wsgJQEemp4zxewkuzSvBN9VtgSgBoCamIQAvD_BwE_k_&utm_content=go_21500568216_167985817639_716809480249_pla-360912201277_c__1742587131_561144887&utm_custom2=21500568216&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=21500568216&gbraid=0AAAAADtcfRLDDerlbmS1scDAlc5TFkwSr&gclid=CjwKCAjwravBBhBjEiwAIr30VL-AtWVyXBSuPrTbFl5WFfoq07wsgJQEemp4zxewkuzSvBN9VtgSgBoCamIQAvD_BwE


RE: Maybe. Just maybe. Do it now. - JosephP - 05-19-2025

Oh, we're doing dryer vent stories? OK....so, our vent is longer than ideal (about 35').  Not really a great alternative, so that's what it is.  Not long after we moved in, I replaced the white flex pipe with solid pipe.  It still gets lint build up.

Disclaimer, the following plan worked great before when I had a young child helping...but when I had my wife help: (keep reading)

Shop vac wouldn't work - neither suck nor blow was enough.  I didn't think about trying to feed multiple lengths of hose through...and won't try that now either after your story.  So, anyhow, if the shop vac ain't enough, what is?  Leaf blower, of course.  But no cheap leaf blower...the biggest backpack blower Stihl made.  Of course, I'm not gonna run the engine inside, that's just simple logic!  So:  "Here, wife, just hold this bag over the pipe inside - I'll be just outside."  Well, somewhere between that conversation and walking all the way outside, apparently the "hold" part of the request was lost in translation.  For the record, the Stihl blower absolutely gets the lint out of the pipe, so I did my part!


RE: Maybe. Just maybe. Do it now. - MstrCarpenter - 05-20-2025

I wonder if we left everything connected, would the air/lint get filtered on the back side of the lint screen?

That sounds too easy. Way too many opportunities for Murphy to interpret his Laws.

And If I ever get my hands on him........ and his cousins, Not Me and I Don't Know....